Fishy Green Ale

 

My older daughter and I are fangirls over the Harry Potter universe (and also zombies, but that’s a post for another day) and during a visit to Orlando, she and I made sure to get over to Universal Studios Orlando to see The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. You have to have park tickets for both Universal Studios AND Islands of Adventure in order to see all of the Harry Potter attractions (grumble), but we paid that premium and for us, it was well worth the money.  We spent 9 of the 12 hours the park was open entirely in The Wizarding World.  We marveled at window décor, we stared at the ceilings in the stores, we read the handbills on shop fronts.  We spent a significant amount of time looking at wands in a shop that could have been straight out of the books and movies – rather the point, actually.  We sat on the stairs by Gringotts and watched magical signs change, the dragon breathe fire, and the hustle and bustle of people in Diagon Alley. We did spells with the interactive wands and generally took advantage of everything the Wizarding World had to offer.  Including Fishy Green Ale.

Butter Beer is the go-to flavor experience of choice among visitors to the Wizarding World.  You can get it in soda form, you can get it warm, frozen, as ice-cream, as custard, and as fudge.  But, if you look around, past all the hoards with their Butter Beers, you’ll see a couple of brave souls holding a cup of green liquid with blue popping bubbles in the bottom, and that is Fishy Green Ale.

Not a great picture of Fishy Green Ale, but you get the idea; a milky, mint green cold drink with blueberry popping bubbles.

The drink is described as being minty with a hint of cinnamon with blueberry juice filled bubbles that pop and release the juice in your mouth when you bite down on them.  I was perplexed by the flavor profile.  Mint and cinnamon?  But I promise you, it’s not strongly mint, and I wouldn’t have guessed cinnamon.  And of course, who can resist topping off a milky mint/cinnamon drink with a pop of blueberry surprise in your mouth?  We couldn’t, that’s who.  But this is definitely a drink it took us a while to decide if we liked. The evolution went a little like this:

Ugh, what?

Hmm.  Let me try that again.

Is that really mint?

Gross!

Okay, maybe not that bad actually.

Come on, Rowling, who would even think this up?

Let me try that again…

Is that…blueberry?
I don’t think I like this, but I’m not sure.

I kinda like this.

I have a set of pictures featuring my daughter’s face as she struggled to process this drink, but as she is a private person and doesn’t like her picture everywhere, I have drawn a recreation below.

I would almost definitely recommend you try the Fishy Green Ale.  Maybe not.  You might like it.  You probably will.

The dragon above Gringotts that breathes fire at random intervals in The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

I have had the good fortune to go to New York City and watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on two different occasions.  Both extremely cold occasions – in fact, the two coldest occasions in the last 18 years, but, still.  Every so many years my birthday falls on Thanksgiving Day, and seeing the parade in person was something I had always wanted to do. 

The first time, it was 2002, and 19 degrees.  This was my first time seeing the parade live and one of my first visits to New York City so my mom and I wanted to get to the parade line early to get a front row seat.  By 6am we were bundled up and at our spot along the parade route and waited there in the frigid darkness until the sun came up – on the opposite side of the street. Being on the shady side of the street doesn’t help warm you up, by the way.  And in fact, really just makes you have bitter feelings towards those on the sunny side.  The parade starts in Columbus Circle at 9am, so…

In the ensuing THREE HOURS of wait time, my mom and I:

Realized that those heating pads you put in your gloves and shoes don’t really work all that well at those temperatures.

Called my aunt who lives on Long Island to inquire as to the temperature (no smart phones yet).  The answer didn’t make us feel better.  The temperature had actually dropped a degree.

Found that it’s difficult to eat crackers while also trying to keep as much as your face covered as possible.

Found some abandoned mail crates to sit on, and feeling like true New Yorkers, commandeered government property for our relative comfort.

Did not use a bathroom.

Discussed various ways to pronounce Duane Reade – a drug store that was across the street from us (I’m not going to tell you.  See, you probably spent a short amount of time considering it yourself just now).

Sat really really close together.

Wondered just how dang long it takes for a parade to get from Columbus Circle to the street we were on (this I will tell you.  Answer, 20 minutes).

Called my aunt again to inquire as to the temperature.  It still did not make us feel better.

During the Parade itself, we discovered that:

Street crews come and swivel the traffic lights out of the path of the parade (who knew!)

The people on the streets watching the parade don’t get to see many performances that people who watch on TV see.  While the parade is stopped so that the performer on whatever float is in front of Macy’s at the time can do their number for the television audience, some of the performers on the floats waiting in line just look around at the shivering parade crowd.

The Wiggles went ahead and performed for us.  They were troopers.

The skimpy outfits that the dancers wear on camera are not the same outfits they wear along the parade route – at least on a cold day. The dancers for each band were actually wearing warm-up suits as they passed us, but when we saw them on TV, they had taken off the warm-up suits and were performing in their costumes.  Imaging how cold the dancers were while marching the parade route always stressed me out as a child.

There are people who run into the intersections before each balloon passes and use a wind meter to check to see if the intersection is too windy for the balloon to pass through at height.

It is much cooler than I expected to see those famous star-shaped Macy’s balloons bobbing down the street as the official start of the parade nears your location.

That how cold it is doesn’t matter once you’ve started watching such an iconic parade for the first time, live.

That it doesn’t matter how iconic the parade is, you will never forget how cold you were.

The second time I saw the parade was in 2013.  I was eager to share the experience with my daughters, who, it turns out, don’t really care.  My birthday was on Thanksgiving again, and my mom and I decided to go to the parade again.  She rented us a room as a birthday gift, a once-in-a-lifetime splurge at the Park Lane Hotel, in a 15th floor room that overlooked Central Park.  It was so New York Cool.  We could survey the entire length of the park, see the zoo, the pond, the skating rink, and the pathways.

On the night before Thanksgiving, we rode the subway down to where the balloons were laid out, battened down, and being inflated. If you ever get the chance to go to the Macy’s Parade, don’t miss the opportunity to go to Central Park to see the balloons the night before. We got to stand before the giant balloons as they were slowly coming to life, watch little kids exclaim as they saw characters they recognized, smile as we saw old standards from past parades, and wonder what the heck other partially-inflated balloons even were.

So, back to the hotel and up early in the morning to head out to get a spot for the parade.  Not quite as early as the time I went in 2002, and that was a mistake.  It was very cold and I didn’t want to have the girls wait out in it too long before the parade started, so my mom and I split up; she would go downstairs and find a spot, we would eat breakfast in the room and come down about 30 minutes later.  We would meet her on the corner of 6th and 42nd street, just a block from the hotel.  Great.  I head out with the girls and get to the corner, and don’t see her.  A phone call – where are you?  Across the street and diagonal from us.  Across barricaded streets.  You see, you can be at any one of four different corners at 6th and 42nd – almost a fatal flaw in our plan.  In an alarmingly short amount of time, the crowd on the sidewalks had swelled to a crushing volume and it took us a long time to fight our way back up the way we came, to a police blockade where pleas to cross were met with a sardonic NYPD cop answer: “Do you KNOW what day it is?”.  Point taken.  But we did manage to get across and over to where my mom was. Which was out of the sun and under scaffolding on this 25-degree morning.  It seems colder out of the sun when its 25 degrees. We waited for about an hour, talking with people around us as the kids got increasingly whiny in the cold.  But, then those iconic Macy star balloons came around the corner onto – 42nd street, and they perked up.  Then a float passed us and a band. Macy’s employees dressed as clowns came by, another balloon, the turkey float, and by then my kids were done with the whole experience.  My youngest, crying, tiny in a large crowd, me trying to hold her and her bulky coat at an uncomfortable angle so she could see, her little feet cold, snot frozen under her nose from crying, and completely unimpressed, was not making for an enjoyable parade watching experience.  I forced the kids to stay until the Snoopy balloon, and then headed back to the hotel. My teen was cranky about the whole affair, but our exchange student from Japan had never had this experience before, and so my mom stood with her while I herded the girls back to the hotel room where we turned the parade on the TV.  But the cool thing was, if you smushed your forehead against the window of the Park Lane, and looked down and to the left, you could see the parade below you, and hear strains of music from the high school bands.  And if you looked further off to the left, out towards the middle of Central Park, you could see the parade line in the distance – so we could totally see Big Bird Balloon coming, and then watch on TV when he got his glamor shot.

It was a little disappointing to be so close to the parade and not watch it live, but on the other hand, I was watching it from a vantage point most people don’t ever have – from above as it made its way past the Museum of Natural History with a view of Central Park.  So that was kind of cool.  My kids don’t remember this, they tend to not remember most of the times they’ve caused some kind of big glitch in an expensive plan, but I do have pictures, and some great memories of my own.  If you’re a fan of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and ever get the chance to see it live, definitely do it!  Just dress warm, be prepared to wait, and don’t ask the NYPD stupid questions.

The Real Disney Dream – Dropping off your Kids

My mom, my two daughters and I went on our first Disney cruise this last June – the first time on a cruise ever for me and my girls – and I have many favorite things about my experience on the Disney Dream.  I will have several entries about my cruise here at some point, but for now, let me tell you about one of those favorite things: Kid’s clubs!

I love my children.  Which includes my youngest daughter.   But let me tell you that one of the highlights about my recent Disney cruise was the fact that I got some time without her.  That sounds awful, and is the kind of sentence that, if she reads it now, would make her sad. So I won’t show this to her.  But her future self is totally going to get it.

When we first boarded the ship, we did what most newbies did, and toured it.  One of the first things we checked out was the kid’s clubs. Here’s the thing; the Disney cruise line has excellent kid’s clubs.  One of them, Edge, is just for ages 11-14 and my social little girl took to it immediately.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, we did plenty of family stuff; meals together, Castaway Cay, shows, hanging out on the deck, the Aquaduck, and the pool, but it was also very nice to be able to hang out in the kid-free zone of the ship and just relax as only adults without little kids present can.  Quietly.

In preparation for our cruise experience, I had YouTubed the Disney Dream and knew that there was a kids club for ages 3-12 called the Oceaneer’s Lab that looked ultra-themed and really cool and it was where I figured my 11-year-old would like to hang out when she wanted to do kid’s stuff.  It has directed activities such as building race cars, making cookies, a science station, and a detective mystery to solve.  There are also movies, navigation simulators, video games, an animation studio, a craft studio, and all kinds of kids to play with.  There’s security, too, kids cannot check themselves in or out on their own and there are several cast members manning the ingress and egress gates of the club.  Everyone has to register to be able to go to the club, and all the information pops up on a screen for the cast member to see – your stateroom number, allergies, and any other pertinent information.  Right next door is the Oceaneer’s Club.  Also designed for ages 3-12, this area has several specifically themed play rooms; Andy’s room, Pixie Hollow, and a Millennium Falcon room.  There’s a magical interactive play floor, and more directed activities here as well; A Jedi training experience, story time, and Playtime with Mickey – where Mickey and pals will play games and puzzles with the kids.

The hours of these clubs?  9 am to m-i-d-n-i-g-h-t.  This means you have free babysitting – where the kids will have a ball – at almost any time of day, during the entire length of your cruise.  The great thing is the Disney cruise can be as family-friendly as you want it to be; if you want someplace for your child to play for an hour, for the length of a quiet dinner, at night while you go to the silent disco, or while you tour Nassau, you can be (almost) assured that your child will have fun.  I say “almost” because I did witness a pretty sad sight one day as I was passing by the Oceaneer’s Club; a small boy, no more than five, who had been crying up in the area by the gates where the cast members monitor who is being signed in and out.  I happened by during what must have been a shift change and one cast member was explaining to the other that the child had been there since 9am (it was 3 when I passed by), and had been upset for the whole time, and his parents had not come for him.  My heart broke for the little guy.  While I certainly did enjoy my child-free moments on the cruise, this was just a very long time to leave a sad little boy and not come back for him.

There is, by the way, It’s a Small World Nursery, for kids ages 6 months to 3 years.  This service is one that you need to reserve ahead of time and does charge for its services, but a very nominal fee.

There are clubs for the older kids, as well – Edge (ages 11-14), and Vibe (ages 14 – 17), on different areas of the ship from where the younger kid’s clubs are. And while the Oceaneer Club and the Oceaneer Lab were so cool, Edge is where my daughter was drawn to.  It’s a bit lighter on the theming, one might say “more mature” if one was eleven, but just like the younger kid’s clubs, Edge has both organized and independent activities to choose from.  My daughter participated in a dance competition, trivia, and learned how to draw a Disney character.  There was always a movie playing, plus video games, foosball, dodgeball, and other activities such as a pirate challenge and improv.  My daughter’s favorite thing?  Meeting and hanging out with other kids.  For this club, unlike the clubs for the younger kids, parents do not sign kids in and out. The kids can come and go as they please.  This meant that if a kid got hungry, they simply walked down one flight of stairs and went to the buffet, or the ice-cream machine or the drink station, or – who are we kidding, the ice-cream machine.  This lack of signing in and out is also what made me wary of this service at first.

You see, I am a bone fide worst-case-scenario worrier.  I don’t have a stomach ache; its most definitely a tumor.  My kids aren’t just out of my sight for a minute; they’re definitely kidnapped.  So for me to let my 11-year-old go back and forth to Edge on her own is a testament to how secure I felt once I got familiar with how things worked on the ship.  A fantastic feature, and the one that put me most at ease, was the set of Wave phones that are located in the stateroom.  I have a cell phone, but my daughter doesn’t.  And you don’t get great cell service on board anyway.  But the Wave phones are a courtesy service that is designed to help parties communicate on the ship despite spotty cell service.  At first, I just saw it as expensive tech on our desk in the stateroom and told my kid to leave it alone.  But she insisted with a confidence in technology that only those under age 25 have, and we gave the phones a try.  It was great!  I could contact her from anywhere on board.  She could phone me when she got to the club and phone me when she was hungry and going down for food (ice-cream).  I could phone her when it was time to meet up again for dinner or a show.  Or just to see her and tell her I love her (in case she reads this before adulthood).

The option of a kid’s club made our cruise so relaxing.  My youngest daughter’s love of Edge allowed my mom and I some time to just hang out together on the forward deck or to go to the spa – and it also allowed for my older daughter to have some time with just her and her grandma.  So, while the Disney Dream is a wonderful family experience, the kids club help you to customize what that experience looks like and gives everyone a little of what they want! 

Ohio Renaissance Festival

I always look forward to when the Renaissance Festival opens up here in southwestern Ohio, and am always surprised at how many people I meet who have never been. This saddens me a little because this festival is such a treasure, I wish more people would experience it.  Then I go, and I am really glad more people don’t attend!  I don’t think they would fit!  The Renaissance Festival weekends are packed to the gills.  And there are probably people walking around with gills.  People there are walking around with everything!  So what do you need to know to fully enjoy the Renaissance Festival?

ARRIVE EARLY

The Ren Fest opens at 10:30 am.  If you arrive at 10:38, you will already be waiting in a line that extends ONTO the highway from the exit.  We arrived at 10:38.  I mean it, if you don’t arrive first thing in the morning when the festival opens, be prepared to wait in a seriously long line.  You could be waiting over an hour just to inch your way off the highway, up the ramp, and down the road that gets you to the entrance.  Parking is efficient (and still only $3.00 at the time of this posting!) and once you’ve parked, you’re ready to enter this fantasy world, unless you didn’t…

BUY YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE

There are usually discounted Renaissance Festival tickets online, and some weekends have even more discounts; Labor Day weekend is usually discounted, this year Time Traveler’s Weekend was discounted, and the Halloween Tricks or Treats weekend is free for kids 12 and under (plus they get to trick or treat).  If you don’t get tickets in advance, you can still get discount coupons at local stores, like Kroger, but you will have to wait in the ticket window line.  And in the line to enter the fair.  But once you’re in, grab a map and schedule and be prepared to …

SEE CLEAVAGE (and costumes)

You don’t have to dress up to enjoy the fair; most people don’t, actually. Personally, sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t, but dressing up for me and my family is pretty low key and simple.  However.  There are a multitude of people who are high-key into dressing up (Renaissance cosplay?).  They look like they stepped out of the actual Renaissance with costumes elaborately made; detailed, beaded, embroidered, and show stopping.  There are also people who dress up like they just floated out of a fairy tale; wings and horns and mystical tiaras and antlers draped in glass prisms.  There are people dressed as barbarians, elves, gypsies, pirates (there’s a whole pirate-themed weekend, by the way), Scotsmen, knights, pretty much everything you can imagine.  We saw children dressed as dragons, kings and queens, Disney princesses, fairies, knights, and wizards – everyone gets in on the act.  Dress-up is not reserved for any particular age group.  My favorite was seeing the groups of elderly women all dressed up together, or the older couples.  You can make a day of just costume-watching.  And everyone I asked for a picture happily obliged.  But, be aware, you will definitely see cleavage.  Popping up out of corsets everywhere.  Some people dress in Renaissance garb in the same spirit as the Halloween Nurse version of an actual nurse.  Men as well as women (see picture below for evidence).  So, if you have little kids with you, be aware that the fair can be full on…

BOOZY AND BAWDY

Alcohol is all over the fair, and there are many people swigging from leather mugs and proclaiming vaguely sexual things in what they think is a British accent.  Most of it is easy to avoid, however. If you’re a family with young kids and want to reduce the amount of bawdy innuendo your little ones are exposed to, avoid the larger crowds of younger festival goers in revealing and/or hyper-masculine costumes.  There are also some shows to watch that are for a more adult crowd, but generally, its easy to identify which shows those are.  If a show involves water or mud, or lots of cleavage, avoid it with the little kids.  But there are a great many shows that are very entertaining for families, and most of those involve…

JUGGLING AND JOUSTING

There are some standout shows that are perfect for a family, and they’re consistently great every time that I’ve seen them –just about any of the headliners fit the bill.  Among them is the Full Armored Joust.  If you have not seen knights in full armor thundering at each other on horseback with a lance, this is the show for you.  Arrive early, though, seats fill up quickly at this show – which is offered multiple times a day – and people cheer on their chosen knight and get to see some pre-joust gaming and some explanation of what’s happening.  We’ve also always enjoyed the Swordsmen; two long-in-the-tooth guys in tights with sword and comedy skills that are pretty family-friendly and always clever and funny.  Theirs is a must-see show for us.  The Kamikaze Fireflies were new to us this year (there’s so many things to do that we have not seen all the shows there are on offer!), and were funny and skilled and engaging.  They’ve traveled the world, been on America’s Got Talent, perform on cruises and at colleges, and were pretty cool about the grass near their stage catching on fire during their act.  There are also smaller acts around the fest that you can catch without arriving early for seats.  We saw a juggler, Arie Arie, who, while not the most skilled juggler I have ever seen, had great rapport with the audience and was fully entertaining.  And also had a small fire incident.  But mostly you can count on not catching fire during your time at the Renaissance Festival.  The Mud Show is highly popular, but a little adolescent for my tastes.  All of these entertainers ask for tips for their performances, so if you’d like to tip, be sure to bring some singles and fives.  Besides the shows, though, there is also…

SHOPPING

And plenty of it.  There are over 150 shops that are run by artisans and craftsmen with some impressive skills.  Several shops have areas where you can watch some items being made, or even participate (for a fee).  These shops are all along the perimeter and center portion of the festival grounds, which is immersive, by the way, this is not just some tents and stages that have been set up; the festival buildings and grounds are a permanent installation and the shops are themed as well.  We spend a great deal of time just checking out the handiwork and imagination of the items offered for sale.  There are sword markers, painters, jewelry makers, clothiers, hat makers, leather workers, ceramic artists, glass blowers, and so much more.  Some of shop keepers (shoppe?) also participate in a sweet little barter system that young kids can have their own special fun with.  I haven’t seen it advertised, but we did it with my children when they were younger and I saw other little kids doing it on our recent visit.  A child can bring some little token items with them – such as beads, or little plastic toys, or something else little and interesting – and they can go up to a shopkeeper and ask to trade.  The shop keeper usually has some other kind of little trinket and the kids can swap out their item for another.  It’s a really sweet little activity for the younger members of the family.  And when you want a break from shopping, you can…

FEAST

Feast on smoked turkey legs, steak on a stake, bread bowls full of soup or beef stew (or mac and cheese – one of few vegetarian options), fish and chips, falafel, haggis, bangers, giant pretzels, brats, fajitas, kettle corn, cheesecake on a stick (I do not recommend), apple dumplings, baklava, Cornish pastys and so much more, along with ciders, ale, sodas, and cocktails. There are a lot of choices, so there’s really something for almost anyone.  Lines get long, and can move slow, though, so I would recommend eating at off times or during big shows – like one of the jousts.  And if all the shows, shopping, costume watching, and feasting isn’t enough for you, there’s always…

GAMES

Low tech games and activities for the whole family – all at an additional cost, though. There’s archery, of course, and skill games which let you try your hand at throwing every kind of sharp implement you can think of; there’s ax throwing, knife throwing, star throwing, a Jacob’s ladder, ring toss, and other games as well and human-powered rides. There is a big slide, a merry-go-round, and giant swings – all of which are turned or pushed by human force. Not YOUR human force. Usually its a guy dressed as a barbarian. There is also a booth where you can actually throw real tomotoes at a live person who taunts and insults you. I never pay for that, but I do enjoy watching it! Tired of games and want to relax? Well then…

THERE’S MUSIC

All over the place.  There are bagpipers, Irish music groups, dulcimer players, a water glass player, minstrel groups, bands of women singers, bands of pirate singers, again, something for almost everyone. You can sit at a pub and enjoy a musical performance at your leisure, check out a scheduled act at one of the stages, or you can happen upon a dulcimer player under a tree. So, in the words of Inigo Montoya…

LET ME EXPLAIN…NO, THERE IS TOO MUCH, LET ME SUM UP

You and your family can easily spend the entire day at the Ohio Renaissance Festival – from open to close (10:30am – 6pm).  There is such a variety of things to do and see and experience, it is well worth the cost for a full day’s entertainment (this year it was $68.00 for my family of 4, with Kroger discount).  We look forward to the Ohio Renaissance Festival every year and every year is is worthwhile and memorable!  Go if you get a chance – just not on the same day that we go.  Crowds, you know.

Bill Clinton’s Arkansas

So, in planning our trip into Arkansas, I was really expecting not to like it.  After all, it’s Arkansas.  But upon arriving, I found it to be Arkansas! It was one really pretty state.  Our first stop was, of course a rest stop. Graffiti covered and complete with bars on the vending machines, it was a no frills, we-have-a-crime-issue, move-along, type of rest stop (hey Arkansans, not the best intro to your state). But our second stop was the Clinton Presidential Library.  I have no particular desire to ever visit a presidential library, but on this trip each person got to pick a site to visit, and this is what my husband chose.  If you knew my husband, you would know this is confusing.  You might have read in the another Arkansas post that my husband thought the Little Rock Nine was legit a baseball team…

Nonetheless, we arrived in the lobby of the William J Clinton Presidential Library and Museum, a sleek and modern mix of metal and marble, which helped to echo the loud thwack and subsequent traumatic crying behind me.  I knew that it could only be my kids because Everyone Else’s Kids were all standing about introspectively considering the Clinton Presidency.  One of mine, however, managed to trip over her sister’s foot and land on her thigh.  How is it even possible to land on one’s thigh?

It was this fall that dictated the rest of our exploration through the museum.  The audible gasp that carried through the atrium from the second floor as my daughter fell belonged to an exhibit guide that rushed down to examine Charlotte’s leg.  He felt it gravely necessary that we ice down her thigh and escorted us to the lower level of the building to sit outside Café 42 (clever) where we waited for the ice delivery.  Possibly from the actual Arctic.  It took a long time. 

By the time we got back to the main level, the tour had already moved 20 minutes ahead of us, so we took two uninterested children through a series of displays of the events of a presidency they could not relate to, which made it all the more difficult for us adults to linger over the displays.  We eventually passed the tour group and discovered that the guide was fairly dry, so we were just as well off going at our own, slightly quicker pace.  On the upper level – and the kids were so very excited that there was an upper level – there was a large display of White House china, and gifts that have been given to the US by visiting dignitaries over the years. But the best thing, in my opinion, was the recreation of the Oval Office as it was during Bill Clinton’s time.  The room was roped off, but we were able to stand in the doorway and the guide posted there gave us information on various artifacts in the room.  The guide happened to be the very man that came rushing down to our aid after The Fall Heard ‘Round the Atrium, and he took some time to discuss the fact that it was during Clinton’s term that it became common for government officials to carry coins or tokens specific to their position.  This was common in the military before this time, but during the Clinton era, other government groups received tokens that were used, in part, to identify themselves as belonging to certain groups.  Our guide held out a token from his pocket and instructed us not to touch, but we followed his purposeful point to read, “secret service”.  He smiled at us then, and it was sweet to think of this man as perhaps a former secret service agent, now being working in the Clinton Library in his older years. 

We left, then, and this is where those of you who bribe your children for good behavior have some leverage.  The gift shop is not in the Library proper, but about a half mile away via golf cart-like shuttle.  The gift shop is in a cute little revitalized area of Little Rock that borders the Arkansas River, and that area includes many little shops and restaurants – and a park.  A cool park where kids can climb down into what looks like sewer pipes and pop up in another part of the park to climb a rope jungle gym or play in a splash fountain or climb a rock wall.  It looked so much like sewer grates in fact, that my husband yelled at the kids for going down them.  It looks so much like sewer piping and is so hard to keep track of your children, that kids will love it.  Perhaps even enough to hang in there during your tour of the William J Clinton Presidential Library and Museum.