Things to do in the Magic Kingdom in the Rain

  • Look super-cool wearing ponchos
  • Laugh at husband who is too cool to wear a poncho and is dripping wet
  • Enjoy the lower crowds since THIS MUCH RAIN means more sensible people have left the park
  • Get frigidly cold every time you enter any indoor space because despite ponchos, you are still somehow wet and the A/C is cranked up
  • Dance in the puddles during the Tomorrowland Dance Party
  • Realize why you’re so wet despite wearing ponchos
  • Go under the water-misting robot just for the irony
  • Save poncho for next day to wear on water rides, primarily to embarrass your family

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